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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

all jokes aside...

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Will nearis is here! Get it

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.