- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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