- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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