A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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No!

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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