- Anti Joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

You know whats funny Aids

I once did something.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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