Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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9/11

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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No, Trinidad.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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