- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

what do you call a young man? a little boy

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Poop!!

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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