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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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