Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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Jebron Lames.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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