- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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