What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Your mother is so fat.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

How does shit taste?\ Good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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