- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

Because she has down's syndrome

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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