- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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