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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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