Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

you know what they say... hydrate or die

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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