how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Religion

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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America Votes

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Anti Joke

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