why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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