What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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