why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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FIRE!!

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Anti Joke

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