26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Gale swallows.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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what the hell happened to your face

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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