Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Anti Joke

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