How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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