speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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GONNA

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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penis

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Anti Joke

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