Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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