A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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penis

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Religion

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Women's Rights

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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