- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

What's an Anti Joke?

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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