- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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