Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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Why did the car drink Slurpies? I don't know. Why? Doorknob. Carl was unsure on what his friend, Frank meant when he told his joke, but then again who IS sure? Frank is the only one who truly knows what happened that day on August 13th 2010 when his mother came over for a surprise visit to her son's house just as Frank was heading out the door about to get in his truck and buy groceries, unaware that his mother was standing outside and bending over to ring the door bell not to expect Frank opening the door with his quick and violent actions thus hitting his mother in the face as the door swung open. Frank hadn't known his mother was at his house nor even remembered him but there she was, past out bleeding to death on his front lawn. It was Frank's fault that day, when his mother past away and reason why Frank hides his anger through his jokes. If only he hadn't opened that door he tells himself every night. Now he's cursed himself with his odd humour of using doorknobs as punchlines to hide his grief of his loss. And with that, Carl replies; Ummm.... I don't get it.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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A woman wears a dress.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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