what do you call a young man? a little boy

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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