what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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I'm gay.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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An man walks to a bra

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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Anti Joke

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