- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Don't believe in Atheists.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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