- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

I'm gay.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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