- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

squash squash who squash my ass

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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