- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

When is a door not a door? Never.

Ain't idn't a word.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

i am and me is i

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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