So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

taking out the trash... at night

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What's a joke? Funny

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Chuck Norris Dies.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

A Duck walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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