- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Shea's sty....

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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