- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Smelly Indians.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

I need to start studying.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

The Charlotte Bobcats

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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