Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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