- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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