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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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