Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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