- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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