What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Homosexualism is so gay man

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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