a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Poop!!

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

People Eating Tasty Animals

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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