- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

justin littleton being sucessful

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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