Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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10inch nice

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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There's my tractor.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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Liverpool City Football Club

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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