- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

shut up kobe!

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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