- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Poop!!

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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