What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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nick toth

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Obama.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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Anti Joke

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