a Jew had a small nose

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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