Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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penis

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

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