A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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