- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

someone called a frog a frog

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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