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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Religion

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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