A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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I've got a boner

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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