What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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nick toth

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What rhymes with you? You.

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i was molested.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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penis

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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