Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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GONNA

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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