Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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TRICERATOPS!

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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